LONG DOG
THE LONGEST DOG ON SOLANA
You can short BTC.
You can short the market.
But you can't short the dog.
THE THESIS
Why long?
Everything in crypto has a short. LONG DOG doesn't.
LONG DOG was born to do one thing.
THE PAIR
LONG DOG × xBTC
LONG DOG launches on StonkFun paired with Hylo's xBTC.
xBTC provides leveraged long exposure to BTC. $LDOG provides the dog.
$LDOG is a meme token — it is not itself a leveraged BTC product.
TRY IT
How long is he?
Drag it. See what happens. There is no upper bound.
EST. STONKFUN
The Long Dog Manifesto
WE GO LONG.
WE STAY LONG.
WE MAKE THE DOG LONGER.
NEVER SHORT THE DOG.
SHORTERS FEAR THE DOG.
BTC GOES UP.
DOG GETS LONGER.
BTC GOES DOWN.
DOG GETS LONGER.
DOG ALWAYS LONG.
THE PLAN
The Dogmap
No quarters. No CEX rumors. Just length.
Make dog long
Establish length. Ship the site. Ship the dog.
Make dog longer
Length increases. Reasons unclear.
Make dog absurdly long
There is no ceiling on length.
????
Unconfirmed. Possibly more dog.
The dog has escaped the website
He is out there now.